Monday, July 9, 2007
Third weekend of rain in a row
... and usually July is such a nice month in Norway (at least that is what everybody tells me ;)). I know that geologists always keep saying that we have to go out not matter what the weather is like but it is just not very pleasant to hike a whole day in the rain. In addtion I would not find any volunteers to join me and alone on slippery rocks is just noch very wise. So unfortunately there will be no pictures. Otherwise there is not much interesting going on so I will not bore you with that - just be patient: there will be new pics at some point ;)
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well the scientists were coming closer and closer. At the same time Father T on the other side of the Earth Started worrying. He packed screaming elephant in his backpack to finish cooking him later, jumped on is donkey and went down into the tunnel that Ju dug. It was a bit narrow for the size of the man that Father T was however nothing stopped brave Father.
ReplyDeleteThe main scientist came close to ju and already started his experiments on Ju by counting her ribs. you can imagine how hard Ju was laughing. However it was the 2 in the afterevening (MurBar's country had special times of the day that no one in the world had). So it was 2 in th afterevening and it was the time when everyone had to drink juice of the leaves of the tea tree. Lower ranking scientists sat down on the ground, opened their suitcases, found dried tea leaves and started squeezing juice out of them. However the main scientist got carried on with the experiment and poured the whole barrel of super sweet amaretto on Ju. He was about to do something else, but the Tea Police got him. No one was allowed to brake the law and not drink the juice of the tea leaves in MurBar's country. After taking the main scientist Tea Police also wanted to get JU, since she was illegally stuck in the ground with criminal intention not to attempt to squeeze some juice out of dried Tea Leaves, however the amaretto that was poured on the brave viking lubricated her and all of a sudden Ju was not stuck anymore. Unfortunately laws of gravity were working even in the Murbar's country. Therefore the brave knight started falling down and sliding down the hole in the ground to the other side of the earth. And we all remember that faithful Father T was already riding up the hole on his majestic yellow donkey, who by the way did not get a juicy carrot. And at some point they met somewhere in the middle of the earth. Well it would be fair to say Ju crashed on Father T's head with the most inappropriate part of her body. Well I understand everything, but it was not the part of the body that one usually puts on the holy man's face. And all 3 of them went down into and eventually popped out in Pan Roman's mountains. Luckily this time Ju did not get stuck. In fact the forth and the speed of their fall was so high that Ju actually went flying in the sky. Father T at the same time started his evening ritual. When Ju got tired of flying she decided it was the time to go down and make peace with the holy man and crashed on the ground. Well this time she did not bounce back up as as she expected but made another hole in the ground. And oh miracle - she found an eggplant!
to be continued... end of the lunch break
I want my monkey man!
ReplyDelete:S this wasn't complete :S
ReplyDeleteGod Schmod, I want my monkey man! ... that's the whole phrase ;)
Upon finding the eggplant and standing up Ju felt very tired. She has not been that tired since the times she fought with the fire breathing dragon. However its a different story. Ju licked her finger and lifted it up to see from which direction wind is blowing. Wind blew from South-North and Ju's viking compass made out of glaucophane showed North-South direction. Ju became worried. She figured out that when she was digging through the Earth she probably dug through one of the poles - North or South and that screwed up her navigation system. And what kind of viking would she be without a proper navigation system. Ju climbed on the nearest cactus and started crying wit pity for Father T. And Father T was sitting at the camp. He was in a lyrical mood and decided to compose one of his traveling ballads. He opened his bag and found an old electric mandolin, drum set and a tie. Faithful Father never composed or performed anything without a wearing his favorite tie. Suddenly he heard Ju crying on a cactus and decided it is a fabulous idea to do so. Overwhelmed by a huge excitement Father Ran down to the place Ju was sitting and fearlessly jumped on the cactus, landing close to Ju. Let's not forget to mention that while he was flying (in the jump) Father did not forget to role his robe up in order to land on the cactus properly - with his holy bare ass.
ReplyDeleteJu and father set on the cactus and cried for a couple of hours and eventually Father got bored. He jumped of the cactus, quickly removed all the cactus thorns from his holy ass and ran back to the camp. Well after a while he noticed that he was running alone. Father returned to the cactus and found out that it was him who was sitting on the cactus and crying out of pleasure and excitement, Ju in reality was stuck. Father T did not have to think much, he opened his bag, dug out his favorite axe and started cutting the cactus down - strike by strike, the huge cactus trunk was giving up. And with each strike Ju was squeaking on the cactus - well try sitting on the sharp thorns, while someone is shaking the base of the cactus - and you'll see how much fun it is. With the last strike Cactus fell down, covering Ju with its huge trunk. After some time faithful Father was able to release the brave viking and drug her back to the camp. There he opened his bag again found a portable generator and put Ju to work. Her task was to rotate the generator's stick and produce electricity - well basically work as an engine. As Ju was rotating the stick the electricity appeared in between the horns of her helmet. It was the sign that the performance can start. father T plugged his electric mandolin into the generator and started playing. After a while he also decided to add drums and stuck a drum stick in between Ju's toes on her left foot. She had to play a high paced rhythm while still rotating the stick of the generator. It was a fabulous melody - peacefully and calm. There were no other sounds, even the elephant stopped screaming - well maybe the music was so loud that no one was able to hear anything else...
To be continued...