Monday, September 6, 2010

PhD

I knew it! They've been pulling my leg.

WHAT PHD REALLY STANDS FOR

P h D
Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bull..., MS = More of the Same...)
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Physiologically Deficient
Pour him (or her) a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
Probably heavily in Debt
Parents have Doubts
Professors had Doubts
Pheromone Deprived
Probably hard to Describe
Patiently headed Downhill...
Permanent head Damage
Pulsating heaving Disaster?
Pretty homely Dork
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"

Friday, August 27, 2010

Sunday, May 16, 2010

How do they know that?

" I didn't doubt the correctness of the information for an instant - I still tend to trust the pronouncements of scientist in the way I trust those of surgeons, plumber, and other possessors of arcane and privilaged information - but I couldn't for the life of me conceive how any human mind could work out what spaces thousands of miles below us, that no eye had ever seen and no X-ray could penetrate could look like and be made of. To me that was just a miracle. That has been my position with science ever since. "
Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything


Dear Bill,

the answer is very simple. Nobody knows. The fact that scientists claim to know doesn't actually imply that they do. Today, science is like business - you manage to sell your product and you can make people believe that our planet is expanding, that the inner core is empty space or whatever you are convinced is the truth. You're not selling - bad luck- why should anybody believe you. Even worse - industry will believe the scientists who promise profit - who cares about the evaluation of the facts anymore?
So where is the purist believe in science today? There is none - science is bullshitting crap just in order to publish something because that is all that matters - quantity not quality.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Direct route - Oslo-Scotland

Just some random late night fun ....
and please note ... there might not be any sidewalks or pedestrian paths :D


Sunday, January 3, 2010